POPS’ TIE IS HIS PERSONAL EXCLAMATION MARK!

I do NOT like wearing neck ties! I might be wrong, but I think they were invented in Scotland… a piece of material tied around your neck to close off the cold from getting into your shirt and freezing you. We have electricity now, ya’ll, warm cars, toasty homes, long johns! Yes, I have a few neck ties in my closet… but please, don’t invite me to any formal dinners, weddings or funerals…. Thank you!