THOSE FLYING THINGS!
Issue #230809 | August 9, 2023
Inspiration
My dad said he saw a UFO about the time I was born… He was a TV repairman and he heard a “boom” outside the shop and all the TVs went negative – like old negative movie film. He thought a transformer blew but when he stepped outside there was a giant silver-looking disc hovering over the power line. Then it slipped away silently but very fast and a few seconds later three police cars zoomed past in pursuit.
My mom was a better pancake maker than Fife’s, so I’m pretty sure dad didn’t see a flying flapjack!